From penetration to comunication

The other day I came across a very interesting news relating sex with penetration and being successful in presentations or talks in public….

According to a study from the psychologist Stuart Brody published in the "new scientist" magazine reveals that men and women that had sexual intercourse with penetration before a specific test (math calculus and giving talks in public) performed better than those who had masturbated or did not have any sexual contact at all.

(I won't review this article in a scientific way, as this is not the purpose of this blog - making reviews and analysis is the purpose of my studies, not my entertainment blog….So I'll jump directly to the funny interpretation)

My first thought obviously was
"Great!!!!! This might be even better than chocolate… because it has no calories and improves our communication skills!!"
But then I remembered…
" Wait a minute... If those that eat more chocolate, have a better sex life, and if who has more sex has better communication skills, then… this probably means that whoever eats more chocolate has then better communications skills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I knew it: chocolate is good for everything, even for math calculus and giving public talks! :o)